Wow, that is some heartburn

CAMBRIDGE – It looks like vodka, but it’s really a poisonous
chemical that will make you extremely ill if you swallow it.

The chemical is called sodium azide, and it was stolen while
being used in testing of Grand River water by university students about 8 a.m. Saturday.

The students were on the bank of the river in a small  park off Fountain Street when the chemical
was stolen from their cooler.

“It’s a caustic liquid,” said Staff Sgt. Doug Dakin of
Waterloo regional police. "If taken internally, you’ll get very, very ill. If mixed
with water or metal, it causes a toxic gas to form.”

He said he hopes that whoever took it doesn’t think it’s
vodka.

“Don’t drink it,”  he
said. Instead, police would like a call so they can pick it up. The number is
653-7700 ext. 2210.

Hopefully a Zombie stole it, they can drink anything

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The Sleeping Zombie

KANSAS CITY, MO - A West Plaza resident came home and found a naked man
lying in his bed on Monday. And as police soon discovered, he wasn't
the only victim of the naked sleeper.



Police arrested the 25-year-old burglar after he was found naked, lying
in a stranger's bed in the West Plaza Neighborhood in Kansas City, Mo.



The homeowner said he came home and noticed clothes on the kitchen
floor and food that had been eaten. In his bedroom he found the man
lying naked, asleep in his bed. He was unable to wake him and called
police.



The intruder later told police he was cold, hungry, and tired. He
stated he climbed on a retaining wall, accessed an unlocked window
above the garage and entered the home. He said he intended to clean the
house and leave before anyone noticed.



The homeowner also said the man used his computer and had visited at least one porn site.



Upon seeing police activity in her neighborhood, a woman offered her
own bizarre encounter with the burglar. She stated that at 3 a.m. on
May 9, she woke after hearing her dogs bark. That's when she found the
same intruder standing at the top of her stairs near the kitchen with a
drink in his hand. She yelled at him, asking what he was doing in her
house. The man told her he had always admired her house and was just
looking at it. The victim demanded he leave. That's when he turned
slowly and left the home through an unlocked door.



The victims have chosen to not press charges. Police are reminding people to keep their doors and windows locked at all times.

The Sun was up, where else was a Zombie to sleep? And of course they sleep naked!

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Dumbo the Zombie

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Police didn't have to dust for fingerprints to
find this suspect - they just rifled through the wallet he left behind
at the scene.

Albert Vincent Perkins is charged with robbing First Federal Bank in Kansas City on Thursday.

Police say he walked into the bank, handed the teller a plastic bag and ordered her to give him all of the $100 bills.

Then he walked out of the bank - but left his wallet sitting on the counter.

The U.S. attorney's office says the teller and a customer in the
bank identified the photo on the driver's licence and another photo in
the wallet as the robber.

Perkins was arrested Thursday night. Police say he took about $3,100

Zombies never seem to learn. When robbing banks, leave your wallet at home. .

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A Zombie and his Horse

ARVADA, Colo. - A man in a cowboy hat who rode a horse through a Denver suburb has been cited for riding an animal under the influence.

Police say Brian Drone was given a US $25 traffic violation ticket in a strip mall parking lot Friday. Drone told a Denver T-V station that he was out for a "joyride" in Arvada with his horse, Cricket.

Sgt. Jeff Monzingo says the citation was the first he'd seen in 15 years of working in law enforcement.

Police say deciding what to do with the horse was a "tricky call" because "you can tow a car" in typical drunk driving cases.

A stable owner eventually offered Drone and his horse a ride home.

A phone number listed for a Brian Drone in Arvada was disconnected.

At least he didn't try to eat the horse!

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