How to Become a Zombie

(Winter 1995, Michigan) During the ski season at Sugarloaf Resort,
a new lift operator was assigned to work the bottom of Lift 2. He was
greatly impressed by the bull wheel that turned slowly above his head.
The giant spokes on the wheel were impossible to resist. He grabbed
onto a spoke and did a few pull-ups while the wheel turned.

After entertaining himself in this manner for a while, he decided
to try this trick on the outer rim of the wheel. His timing was off. He
did not drop down in time. Caught between the wheel and the lift cable,
he was sliced in twain during this fateful final trip around the bull
wheel

What? You think everyone is just born a Zombie? No, some people have to actually work at it.

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