Damn Drunk Zombies

(AP)  Police have arrested a 27-year-old man in a home burglary after the resident reportedly found him drunk on the floor. Police said a 24-year-old man came home from work Friday and found his back door open and his golf clubs on the ground. He searched his house and found various items moved and a stereo on the stairway.

The man also found another man on the floor, incapacitated and intoxicated.

The man was booked into the Utah County Jail on charges of intoxication and residential burglary.

Again, Zombies should never drink, especially if they plan on robbing people's houses!

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Bonding time

BRADENTON, Fla. - Police in southwest Florida arrested a man they say let his eight-year-old son drive a van.

Police in Bradenton arrested 34-year-old Mark Belanger just before midnight Sunday on charges of child abuse and permitting an unlicensed driver to drive. A police report says the boy hit two trees and nearly hit two people in a parking lot.

Belanger told police he'd taken Xanax, used to treat anxiety and panic attacks, and was feeling woozy and didn't want to drive.

He said he thought letting his son drive would be a bonding moment.

The boy told police his father took "liquid medicine" to feel better, pointing to an empty whiskey bottle in the vehicle. Belanger remained in jail Wednesday on a $10,120 bond.

A little Father and Son Zombie style bonding is good for ya. Don't ever say that Zombies don't spend time together!

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Dog's for Sale

COLUMBIA, Pa. - A 27-year-old central Pennsylvania woman is in the doghouse after allegedly selling her neighbours' two West Highland terriers on Craigslist for $150.

Brandi Anderson of Columbia, Pa., says she found the tagless purebred dogs last week and didn't know the owner.

She contends that she kept the two dogs for a few days, then sold them so they'd have a good home.

Police charged her with theft of lost property, saying she didn't take reasonable measures to find the owner.

The owner told the Lancaster Intelligencer Journal newspaper that she and her family live on the same block as Anderson.

Anderson wrote in her ad that she inherited the dogs, telling police she lied because she didn't think people would want to buy strays.

A family friend perusing Craigslist recognized one of the dogs and notified the owners.

One terrier has since been returned, and police are working to track down the second.

© The Canadian Press, 2009

Well, at least she didn't eat the dog's. Most Zombies would have.

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How to Become a Zombie

(Winter 1995, Michigan) During the ski season at Sugarloaf Resort,
a new lift operator was assigned to work the bottom of Lift 2. He was
greatly impressed by the bull wheel that turned slowly above his head.
The giant spokes on the wheel were impossible to resist. He grabbed
onto a spoke and did a few pull-ups while the wheel turned.

After entertaining himself in this manner for a while, he decided
to try this trick on the outer rim of the wheel. His timing was off. He
did not drop down in time. Caught between the wheel and the lift cable,
he was sliced in twain during this fateful final trip around the bull
wheel

What? You think everyone is just born a Zombie? No, some people have to actually work at it.

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Snack Time

SYDNEY - An Australian traveller was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East,
customs officials said Tuesday.

The 23-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in his luggage, said Richard
Janeczko, national investigations manager for the Customs Service

They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of
the man's legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released
by the agency. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an
undeclared eggplant.

The alleged bird smuggler, who arrived in Melbourne on Sunday on a flight from Dubai, was being questioned.

Australia has very strict quarantine regulations on the importation of wildlife, plants and food to protect health, agriculture
and the environment of the isolated island nation.

Charges of wildlife smuggling - which carry a maximum penalty of 10 years imprisonment and a fine of 110,000 Australian dollars
($70,430 US) - could be brought against the man.

Janeczko said the pigeons were not endangered and that the case - as
well as the birds, eggs and seeds - had been turned over to the
Quarantine Service to assess the health risk associated with bringing
the birds into the country.

The Quarantine Service would not comment on the continuing investigation.

© The Canadian Press,
2009




Sure Pick on Zoimbies, He was just trying to save some money by bringing in his own snacks.

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The Zombies are Hungry, But polite.

The foal sat patiently on the back seat (Europics.at)

THIS Fiat Uno gave traffic police a run for their money as it sped along the motorway with a horse on the back seat.

The driver had bought the foal at a livestock market near Warsaw,
Poland and was driving the 150 miles to his farm in the north of the
country.


By the time police caught up with the driver Hieronim Kapuscinski, he
had pulled over to a lay-by when the car's engine conked out.


The pony waited patiently inside the car to be fed while the
driver's two pals - who'd been crammed into the front - checked that
the rear seat was secure on the ramshackle roof rack.

 

Not all Zombies are classless!  This one obviously was going to take his prize home and share it with his Zombie friends!

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