Zombie Boxing.

The Associated Press
Web edition

ASTON, Pa. -- Jose Canseco struck out in his bid to punch out a Partridge.

The
one-time admittedly juiced Bash Brother had only warning track power in
the ring. He staggered former child star Danny Bonaduce with a couple
of big blows in Saturday night's three-round fight, but failed to
deliver the knockout punch and the celebrity boxing match ended in a
deflating majority draw

Oh Great, now they are using celebrity Zombies for entertainment purposes.

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Looking Good

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. - A woman in Palm Beach County crashed
with her vehicle into a man on a scooter and then kept driving to make
her hair appointment, police said

Louise Davidson, 77, was arrested Thursday for leaving the scene of an injury crash, Boynton Beach police said.

Police spokeswoman Stephanie Slater said the woman was turning right
when she veered into the path of the oncoming scooter that had the
right of way. The man was thrown by the impact onto the windshield and
then fell to the road, she added.

Police said they later spotted the woman's car after she had her
hair appointment. Authorities said the man suffered abrasions all over
his body but the injuries were not believed to be life threatening


Even Zombies have to get their hair done once in awhile. And missing an appointment is not considered proper etiquette 

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Pencils can't kill a Zombie

argret Wegner underwent surgery in August to remove a pencil that had been
stuck inside her head for 55 years. The German woman had suffered from
chronic headaches and nosebleeds after falling at age 4 with the writing
implement in hand. "The pencil went right through my skin and disappeared
into my head," she said. It was too risky at the time to remove the
three-inch object, which did not pierce any vital parts of her brain. But
thanks to significant technological improvements, this summer surgeons in
Berlin were able to remove all but the pencil's tip.


Again, a Zombie stated early in life. I mean really, a pencil? Can't hurt a Zombie

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Bath Time

A car race had to be stopped in
Australia's Northern Territory when a streaker ran on to the track and
started splashing about naked in a mud puddle.

The 19-year-old man managed to jump over a
two-metre high fence, before sprinting across the Downes Park Top End
Mud Racing track.

He then performed a swan dive into a pool of muddy water on the circuit.

C'mon, what is wrong with a Zombie taking a bath? Even they need one now and then.

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The Dog Did It

BeerMail: Guide dog ate charity money

RINTON, England (UPI) -- A British man said his wife's guide dog ripped up more than $350 worth of banknotes that had been collected for charity.

Gordon Webb said Lewis, a 5-year-old guide dog owned by his wife, Claire, said he had been put in charge of Christmas charity fundraising by the Frinton Rotary Club in Essex and one night he left the money out after sorting it for banking, The Daily Telegraph reported Wednesday.

"I came down the other morning and by the coffee table there were shreds of paper," Webb said. "I realized what they were and I thought, 'No -- he's eaten all the notes.'"

He said the Bank of England has agreed to exchange the damaged money for new cash.

"I just have to send it all off," Webb said. "Lewis will eat anything. When they're working, they behave impeccably, but as soon as they're off duty they're dogs again."


Even Zombie Dogs have to eat.

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